007, James Joking Bond

This is a big joke I've ever heard. Our new James Bond 007 'Daniel Craig' might has license to kill, but does not have license to Drive! He cannot actually drive Bond's trademark Aston Martin.

[Daniel Craig unable to drive 007's car]:

It has been revealed that Daniel Craig shocked producers of the Casino Royale when he revealed that he cannot actually drive Bond's trademark Aston Martin.

Craig told Bond bosses that he is actually only qualified to drive an automatic transmission vehicle, which was a huge problem with driving the manual Aston Martin DB5.

Apparently filming actually had to be halted so that the actor could actually learn how to drive the fictional spy's hi-tech car.


There are disgruntled Bond fans have launched a Web site - [craig-not-bond.com] - to protest Craig's casting as their hero. They would eventually start a boycott on the movie.

To proove that how these group of people dislike the new Bond, just check out the [Craig Lookalikes].


tagged: Media, Casino Royale, Movie, 007, James Bond, Daniel Craig, Funny Junk, Humor

Australia Next Top Model

The Aussie version of Tyra Banks' hit reality modelling show is so much better than the original, and I will give you two main reasons:

Swearing and Nudity.

America's Next Top Model is way too conservative, and frankly, I'm really fed up of Tyra Banks telling everyone to look "fierce" and then crying about it. The Australian host, Erika Haynatz is a tough broad, and she doesn't sugar coat anything. If she thinks you suck, she'll tell you to your face.

Here is a video clip of their first photoshoot, involving some excellent nudity, and some excellent talk about nudity.

Watch [Austalia's Next Top Model Nude Video] **Warning, not safe for office!!


via [Egostatics]


tagged: Media, Australia, Top model, Model, Sexy , Reality Show, Video

Shower Time

This is a very nice commercial, please be more cautious next time when you are taking a shower.....

Watch [Shower Time]

Game - Moaimawashi

This is a strange game, You have to find the place where all the heads will look at one side. Trust me, it's not very easy. In fact I found it very difficult, and for those time that I succed, I felt like a bit lucky. Try to do your best!

Play [Moaimawashi]

Winter Olympics, Torino 2006

A collection of funny moments from the Winter Olympics, Torino 2006.

Watch the [Funny Olyimpics]



tagged: media, Winter Olympics, , Torino 2006, Sports , humor, Funny Junk

Honda civic 2

Not too long ago, I have posted an [Honda Civic] ad which all its sound was made by a group of 'Choir'. That was a very cool ad that make me love the new car.

Here I found another commercial on Honda Civic, though its its cool as well, I still prefer the previous one.

Watch [Honda Civic 2]


tagged: Commercial, car, Honda, Civic, Funny Junk

Driving Blond

Do you agree that woman driver are more obey the traffic rules? Watch the following vodeo to find out.....


Watch [Blond Driver]

Sand Animation

Few days ago, I saw a post about [Sand Animation] on Hemmy.net. I found that was a very brilliant she could turn sand into various pictures/animations using her bare hands. While the art is so gorgeous, it must have took her very long time to do it so perfectly.


Here I found another awesome [Live Sand Art] video clip.

The Mighty Desk Wobbler

You're in the public, you've got the Pot Noddle Horn and Its threatening to topple the table and fling mess everywhere!! Time to pratice your damage limitation skill:

- Stop stuff falling off the table by keeping it balance as it pivots on your 'Ever-growing horn'
- Do this by dragging the objects around the table, applying pressure to the raised end by clicking your mouse below it.
- Gain bonus point by grabbing any any 'Pot Noddles' that appear and placing them on the table top.
- Keep the noise of the crashing items down for long enough, and you'll make it to the next level.
- Fail, and it's all over


Play the [Desk Wobbler]


** Becareful, that website contains Tons of Adult games!!

Policewomen in Iran

In this short clip you can see how an Islamic country train their policewomen. Don't joke man, they are quite serious... but can I say those were just like Ninja training??

Watch [Iran Policewomen]

Magic Number Test

Ok, you gotta try this. I did it a few times but they just got it right everytime. Its so unbelievable!! So now the question is, How did they do that???????

Play the [Magic Number]

Honey, I shrunk the kids

Remeber the movie? Well of course these are not real people. But its amaze to see a series of little people living their daily lives in and on our desserts.

Check out [Little People] via [YesButNoButYes]

Virtual Replay

Here is another post on Football/Soccer. This is great, now you can view your choice of goal from any angle, at your choice of speed in beautiful animated glory in BBC's Virtual Replay. However at this moment they only made it for "FA Cup", hopefully later they would make it for other matches.

The above picture was taken from Peter Chrough's Heading on "Liverpool vs Manchester United" on 18 Febuary, 2006. Damm, I lost money on this goal! *!@#$%^&*(


Check out the [Virtual Replay]


tagged: Soccer, Football, Liverpool, FA Cup, Manchester United, Goal, Funny Junk

Nude Soccer

This is a quite unusual commercial for ‘Nueave Lines sportwear’ featuring two football teams playing soccer in the nude - and a fully clothed ’streaker’ disturbs the game. Funny and safe for work.


Watch [Nude Soccer]


via [Fosfor Video]

Flesh Wound

This Gallery contains graphic depiction's of Body Adornment.The images are intended to show examples of such that were done at Flesh Wound.No Genitals pictured are in a state of arousal.If you are disturbed or offended by naked bodies and/or bloodied images,DO NOT Click on the link below.

View [Body Adornment]


Full credit [I Hate my Cubicle]

Mini Coopers

Here's something you won't see in the olympics. A mini cooper being launched off a ski jump.
I don't know these people were Insanely playing with it, or experiencing something... But in fact, its fun to watch it after all.


Watch [Mini Cooper Ski Jump]




And don't forget to check out the mini game I found in Mini Cooper site. It's a bit like hockey, only with MINIs and other vehicles instead of sticks. There's still a puck though, so get shoving!


Play [Mini Air Hockey]

10 Best Sci-Fi Flims - That Never Existed

So the news came out that the Half Life movie directed by Quentin Tarantino is destined to join the list of the greatest science fiction movies that were never actually filmed. It has damned good company...

These top ten movies which includes: The "Real" Alien 3, A Doom that isn't a huge turd , Starcraft etc. I especially like the way he Explained "Star Wars Episodes VII, VIII and IX", which I have the same view points with him.


Check out the [10 Best Sci-Fi Flim] - that never existed.

Directed by [David Wong]

Banana Arts

Last time I showed about the [Can Arts], and this time we have Banana Arts!!

These people know how to make the banana more Lifely

Show the [Banana Arts] via [Ezprezzo.com]

Victoria Screet Airport Screening

Its been sometime since my last post of [Victoria Secret]. Here is another one. Let see what would this sexy model do during the airport screening.

When you are wearing Victoria Secret, You'll just want to Show Off...


Watch the [Airport Screening] commercial



tagged: Media, Victoria Secret, Commercial, Airport, Funny Junk, sexy, humor

Happy Birthday - Michael Jordan

I didn't realise today is the birthday of the Greastest NBA player of all time; Michael Jordan. He was born on February 17 1963, in Brooklyn, New York. Although he has retired from the game for years, I can still recall the games that he played, how he had lead the Chicago Bulls to win SIX times NBA Championships, and got himself FIVE times MVP title!

And now I truly wish he enjoy his retirement, and most of all Happy Birthday Michael.



Review his spectacular [Top Ten Plays] of the Bulls Empire... and his [Brief History]



tagged: Michael Jordan, NBA, Top Ten, Chicago Bulls, Funny Junk, Basketball, Air Jordan

Color Illusions.

Dont't trust your eyes...

Our perception of color is strongly affected by the colors surrounding it. In fact it is possible to perceive two identical colors as being very different if they are placed in different backgrounds.

These astounding illusions were created by R. Beau Lotto.

Check the [Color Illusions]

Office XP Commercial Banned by Microsoft

A sexy commercial clip about Microsoft Office XP’s security that has been banned by Microsoft. This short clip was directed by Chris Niemeyer. I found it no problem but just wonder why Microsoft would banned it?


Watch the [Sexy Office XP] commercial and read the [short interview] with the Director

Credit [FunnyCoolStuff]


tagged: media, Microsoft, Commercial, Office XP, Funny Junk, sexy, humor

Bush Shoot-Out

This is no joke, the White House is under attack!!

You, the President of the United State of America, would take up the gun and fight the terrorists before they got you. Supprise to see Rice is also joining the fight at Level two. Fight your way out and you might find it funny to see the ending.....


Play [Bush Shoot-Out], and find out more [Bush Presidentsy] online games since 2001 at [Miniclip]


In case its too hard for you, here are the codes:
Level "Cross Hall" - rice
Level "The Escape" - fountain

ULTRAVIOLET - movie trailer

Set in the late 21st century, an "infected" vampire-like woman - Ultraviolet (Sexy Milla Jovovich), finds herself protecting a nine-year-old boy who has been marked for death by the human government as he is believed to be a threat to humans.

My impression of the movie; Its like Resident Evil meets The Matrix meets Aeon Flux meets Equilibrium meets The Monster Squad....

Watch [Ultraviolet trailer]

and check out the [Flash Forward: 2006] to see the industry calender of new releases that would hit the road.


tagged: media, Movie, Trailer, Milla Jovovich, Ultraviolet, sexy, humor

Can art

What would you do with the empty cans? throw it??

or how about stack it up Creatively....

Look at the [Can Art]

Hot Tabasco

That was really HOT Inside...

“Leaves a lasting impression that only Tabasco can deliver”If you’re using Tabasco, you’ll get tan lines like these. Strange commercial, or what do you think?

Watch [Hot Tabasco]


Credit : [FosForVideo]

Japanese Acrobatics

You must have watched the famous [Matrix Ping Pong] and [Matrix Karate] through the net...
Here is another Spectacular Stunts perform by these creative Japanese.

Watch [Japanese Acrobatics]

via [Crazy Japan]

Top 10 weirdest USB devices ever:

We have been using quite a number of USB Accessories/devices, have you discovered some of the Weirdest USB devices you ever seen?

What do you say about the USB fragrance oil burner or the USB Microscope - they didn’t make it on the final list but you get my point. Here’s the list of the Top 10 weirdest USB devices ever; which includes: USB iGrill, USB Air darts, USB massage ball etc... Want to know which gadget stands at the first place?


Check out [Top 10 Weirdest USB Devices] ever, Via [Fosfor Gadget]

Reality Manga

What the world would look like if Japanese cartoons were actually realistic. Compare Uma Thurman, Katie Homes, Jessica Alba, Zhang ZhiYi and many more celebrities with this Manga looks. There are 125 entries and more are coming...

Check out the [Reality Manga]

via [Worth 1000]

The Goalpoker Penalty Strip

If you like the [game] I last posted, you sure will like this.
If you like soccer/football game, you sure will like this.

Before the World Cup 2006 started, lets pratice our Penalty skill.

Simple steps:
1. Choose your Supporters
2. Take you Penalties
3. Each time you score, a bit of her kit will come off...
4. Miss and it goes back.
5. Score 5 goals to enjoy the goods.



Play Goalpoker [Penalty Strip]

Spank The Booty

Do you have what it takes to spank that booty? Find out the might of your pimp hand. Simple, just move your mouse as fast as you can to whack it! That is just how I roll and you know it.Why are you still reading this?


Go ahead and [Spank the Booty]

How Long is Your Life??

How long will you live? well take the quiz below and find out...

This quiz is based on statistically robust research, using US-based risk factors, and generates an approximate life expectancy score. It is not an exact diagnostic tool and does not predict exact life expectancy.

Check [Your Life]

The Rat Room Walkthrough

I have posted [the game] a few days ago, its a Point'n'Click game with Sudoku feature within. You will have to solve the sudoku puzzle before you can continue. I think this game somehow has got bug; at a point when you did a wrong step and die, you might not get the combination after you restart it. You will then have to Reload the entire page and start over again.

ok, here are some steps that help you to get through it:

1. Finish the SUDOKU, the wall opens.

2. Find a toy, matches, a bottle of liquor, bag, a wire on a role, a pan.

3. combine following things:
A -> bag with wire on the role
B -> pan with bottle of liquor
C -> A with B
D -> C with matches
E -> Matches with the paper you got from the beginning. (click on the burning paper, you'll find a hole)

4. Click the toy (you'll discover something to do with the lamps and the lasers).

5. Now use your hot balloon to block lasers.

6. Take the key

7. open the desk to find something paper strip looking.

8. match the paper with something so it turns in a weird shape.

9. Go to the box with the same weird shape and click the weird shaped paper

10. YOUR FREE!!


Wait... how about the Sudoku?? well check on the picture abvove :>

No Wonder They Call It - The Holy Land...

I have a hard time believing this next clip is legit, but there’s still some nagging suspicion that someone actually signed off on this hype spot for Israel.

Watch [The Holy Land]

Full Credit [Transbuddha]


tagged: media, Commercial, Israel, Holy Land, Funny Junk, sexy, humor

Superbowl XL commercials, 2006

Here is a collection of the best commercials from the 2006 superbowl! Including Jessica Simpson's ad for PizzaHut. Rate each video to help crown this years TOP SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL!

Watch [Collection of Superbowl XL] commercial via [EJB Dot Com]



or watch the even more Sexier Godaddy ad [here].





tagged: media, Super Bowl, Commercial, Go daddy, Jessica Simpson, Funny Junk, sexy, humor

HK Close Up Magician - "Mansun"

His name is Mansun, from Hong Kong, he claimed himself as a close up magician. I found some of his tricks via a Hong Kong video hosting site. He had posted some of his magic tricks through that site. Most of it are Card Tricks, which I found it pretty gorgeous. Here's a trick where he perform an Aces Flourish, fliping 4 aces from a deck of card.

Watch [Aces Flourish] or other cool [Card tricks]

via [MovieStar]


or visit his [Personal Webpage] for more cool magic site link.

** oops, its all in Chinese! but it shouldn't have any language barrier in the world of Magic!!

Poker Chip Tricks

Want to see how the pro are playing with the poker chips? Throughout the site you'll find videos, images, and tutorials teaching you how to perform your favorite tricks with poker chips.

Watch [Poker Chip Tricks]

Sudoku Freenzy

Recently I have been addicted to this game, and I have been trying to look for an Online type. Here I found one with cool interface, it provides the puzzle daily in different categories; from Easy to Expert. I haven been playing the expert stage for few days, and it really crack your head to solve it.

There are some useful features such as Timer, Pencil Marks (this is pretty useful), Hints, Clues, Help, Print and even Download from the Sudoku website.


Play [Life Sudoku]


Sudoku is really hot nowadays, you may even find a "Point'n'Click" game included Sudoku feature. I founf this game through "The master of Point'n'Click"

"
Ok, let me get this straight. The Rat Room is a point'n'click game where we have to escape the room, and it also features sudoku? Sweet. I could ask for more, but that would just be greedy
"
play [The Rat Room]



If you still do not know how to play this addicting game, look for the tutorial at [http://www.sudoku.co.uk/]

Mini Racers

If you like racing game, I am sure you will like this one.

Its a simple but exciting mini-car race, just control your car and just be the top three to proceed to the next level. You may also hit 'Spacebar' for 'Nitro' to boost up your speed. If you fail to achive the top three in one of the level, don't worry, the game gives you 3 credits to let you continue.


Play [Mini Racers] and play other interesting games at [Flash Games 247]

From downtown

Really hope this guy can really do thisduring the regular NBA games, because "I Love This Game". Watch his Superb 3-points throw!!

Watch [From Downtown]